You ready? 👀 This summer we bring you our BIGGEST event to date! One iconic club. One iconic celebration 🚀 Set those alarms for 5pm TONIGHT ⏰ 🔗 bit.ly/flexfmsignup to grab the best tickets 🎟️

It would appear that despite 3 emails to Virgin Media ❤️ regarding their lack of service, their rubbish broadband and the fact my TV hasn’t worked since November - they have instead chosen to engage debt collectors for a £141.54 (for ONE MONTH) bill. See you in court then I guess.

You could start by fucking that robot off for straight away. #howtospotabogstandardautoreply Telling that you get so many pissed off customers venting online that you have an automatic response for this.

Precisely what I said in my first tweet. I am out of contract with you and have no intention of paying £141 for what you call “service”. There has been no TV since November, intermittent (at best) internet and instead of responding to my messages you have engaged a debt collector

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If McDonald's UK is closed. TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHT OFF. A) whybyouwasting electric and b) WHY ARE YOU TRICKING US when you know you can’t serve us.

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Makeba is done now. Fuck off with your shit oooooweeeee videos.

And let’s be honest, it was done when it came out 8 years ago. Yes you read that right. EIGHT YEARS AGO.

The most punchable 🥊 face in the world with the world worst advert. And it’s a scam that entices children into gambling. Shame on App Store for hosting these on the store (there’s loads)

I fell for Three UK marketing and bought into their home broadband. I mean it was good for a week but I guess that’s why it was free for 3 months eh ThreeUKSupport ? No service since 3am Wednesday 13th September, no humans to talk to on the phone and no option for home broadband

Love a sea of Glowsticks in #Ibiza ….who remembers this tune?

Shit heard at a bar: Question: how drunk were you? Answer: well… I was sick over his mum. Welcome to Sutton ladies and gents.

Pretty in pink!! Love love love all of these fabulous fuchsia fits 💕🌸🎀 #fanregram Featuring: @silversecondhand @comawatts @djmrt @_lexybee

'There is no difference between black or white...' Caller De'qeon and Sacha Lord agree that nightclubs are 'one of the only places where people from all walks of life are there'. Ali Miraj

Right. I have a friend who is about to turn 60, but I am just now finding out that they not only are completely unaware of Optimus Prime, but completely unaware of the TRANSFORMERS. Do I disown this man immediately? Answers please?!

For a town that seems intent on cornering the British fast food market, I’m surprised by the amount of McDonald's venues that are just SHUT. No promos, not burgers, just Closed.

18.3.2 is SHIT. Apple Apple Support

Signal is down AGAIN. O2 i have been with you for years but i think its time to switch Vodafone UK what you saying?

Did James O'Brien just spend 20 mins talking about a tree?