big day for whoever makes these things

My standup special premiers tomorrow 2/5/25 at 6 pm PST/ 9 pm EST on YouTube for FREE. It's 99 minutes of material from the culmination of my 15 month-long Ceasefire Tour. I think you'll like it. The link to watch is in this thread, and would be great if you subbed and clicked to

she should be president

Them: “Hey! I'm coming to LA for the weekend. I'm going to Disneyland, the beach, a Lakers game, and Santa Barbara. I'm staying by LAX. Does that sound doable??” People in LA:

How I feel walking to my car at The Galleria after spending all of my time at The Americana:

💙💙

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

Armie Hammer’s “I’m just a normal guy” press tour is all going according to plan

LA STUDENT WALK OUT: Students are back out in front of city hall for another day of anti-ICE, immigrants rights protest 👀👀👀 Solidarity with the youth!

Huge crowd of students marching in downtown Los Angeles 👀👀👀

This is how I imagined myself at HomeGoods this morning

A UCB comedian trying to be edgy is the very worst thing on earth.

I had a lovely time speaking to the fabulous Jamie for the latest episode of Sixteenth Minute (of Fame). I loved hearing her grapple with the weird and wonderful world of smell studies and then had to turn it off because I can’t stand hearing my own voice 🙃 Enjoy!

Really awesome President. Thank you again, America.

here’s another thing I wrote for and it’s gonna be on Netflix soon

I ❤️ LA

LA strong ❤️