“In Springfield Ohio migrants are eating dogs” The dogs:

"now say that immigrants are eating people's pets"

"Concept of a Plan"

Alright you big back wide receivers ! Get Up and start the car !😂👏

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Walt Disney World has announced that “September” will play on repeat all day on September 21 on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT.

THIS!! Cause why tf wouldn’t you debut a WITCH show on FRIDAY THE 13TH in SEPTEMBER??????

WEREN’T THESE $1?

Just watched Moana with my nephew and… This Maui guy can change into anything from a Hawk to a Shark? Erm, fucking awesome!?

they look like proud parents posing with their theater kid after her play before heading off to dinner at a local red lobster

Ummm Cinnabon - I did this before it was cool. (from 2020)

Did I just witness a billionaire calling another billionaire a broke boy?!

No April Fools jokes here... 👀🐸🗽 📆 Mark your calendars for our Rainforest Cafe Pop-Up at Empire State Building Building happening October 3-6. Get your tickets: esbo.nyc/rainforestpopup

Kamala Harris: Nobody can start a small business with $5000.  Oprah: That’s a tiny business. Kamala Harris: A concept of a business,

behold.......art.

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

Fuck it Real talk tho: this year feels off. I dont know how I feel about this HHN year. Meh, I guess is a good word

Does anyone know what day it is?

for everyone who had the audacity to say i was spreading rumors :) this is literally what i heard so Y’ALL TELL ME WHY ANYONE WOULDN’T BE UPSET OVER LOSING KINGDA KA 💀💀