Judge: "I find you not guilty" Me: "Thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:

it’s getting faster i just can’t prove it

life don pass to dey get game for phone

If your mama & my mama grew up as friends.... WE COUSINS

I bought my dad a gift with his money

Pretending I haven’t heard the story so I can get the tea from both sides

Too focused on fuel and Light una no even notice say shredded cassava add price

Might be weird…. Do you like your tweet after you’ve posted it?🤔

When war starts but nobody invited you.

me when I have to restart a song because the conversations in my head got too loud and I missed half the song

Conversations you think we aren’t ready for…,let’s have it.

7016041739 Opay Dang!

Big Buddy Latinas …..

A trending video of Sophie Rain talking to her “younger” self reveals she wanted to be an astronaut growing up, 10 years later she’s taking on a different career 👀

"If a child gets punished for telling the truth, they will start to lie"

LinkedIn posts be like: I spilled coffee today, but it taught me leadership.😹

Nigerians will insult you but still help you solve the problem. 😂