Every electronic festival for the next month.

I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk) On a winter's day (on a winter's day)…

Good morning. What's on your breakfast menu today? I think I'm going for a couple of perfectly poached eggs on toast today. I mean that's not what I will end up with but at least I'm willing to try.

I've never tried avocado on toast. Can't say it appeals to me.

We have a new gazebo. Nice and chilled in the garden right now.

Another Stella interview Justin Dealey on 3CR. Asking all the key and awkward questions that everybody wants the answers to regarding the #RailStrikes nice work mate.

Amber Heard. LEGIT JOKER. #AmberHeardIsACheater #AmberIsALiar #AmberHeard #AmberTurd #heardvsdepp

Howling. 🤣🤣 #HouseMusic

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Boris Johnson’s cabinet yesterday 🤭

Someone is having fun with the government ministerial page …

Inbox me. X 3 slabs £24.00 #inflation

I tell you something. Its a bloody good job the British sense of humour is as powerful as it is. We'd be lost without it. Especially in these times of uncertainty! #BorisJohnson #Conservatives #ByeByeBoris

I got pizza 🍕

We’re down to just two candicates now. Sunak and Truss. Which one will win? I don’t care, they’re both cunts.

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We can't trust Rishi Sunak or Liz Truss with our NHS. We can't allow them to further dismantle and privatise the NHS. #OurNHS 💙

Tax office, when they realized I made some money😅

Could be here a long time with all this evidence lol