Tennessee ML might be my Game of the Tourney. Houston is fake. Tennessee is rolling. SEC>Big12. (Considering my bets this year you probably want to fade me).

At last.

I’m so happy watching this 930 am islanders game was worth it

Rory haters are furious. 🐐

Big things happening here.

Blew the entire stag budget on night one of four. Hurts more considering it doesn’t officially start til today. Accepting Venmo

Ordered Chinese after a dozen post work beers. ETA is 40 mins. Racing the clock on either having the best meal of my life or the most mediocre breakfast of my life.

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This is so fucking funny

Met an 18 year old at a wedding and he called me “UNC”. Tough… real tough.

Usually I’m not one to tweet anything remotely serious but the Kyren Lacy news makes me feel physically ill. I can’t believe it.

New szn of Mormon Wives 🔥Peter Hamsy

Absolute home run today in the GC. Can ride this high for the rest of the year

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called beer

🐐 doin 🐐 shit. Water is wet.

This is the most insane 6 and a half minute ride of my life

This is 💯 real btw

Why is Canucks burner twitter so quiet?

This is so fucking funny.