Today is the day Dick Strange finally became president #DickStrangeTV

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#AvengersEndgame shatters world box office records AND... #DickStrangeTV blows away our own viewership record (happened Apr 22)... IN THE SAME WEEK! Coincidence? WE THINK NOT! Btw, don't watch Dick Strange. He's a pig. Just a totally disgusting human: bit.ly/GetDick

LIGHTSABERS UP!!! Here's to taking down all the Vaders, haters, and #ToxicMasculinity in the world... one Dick at a time... #MayThe4thBeWithYou #DickStrangeTV Fight Like a Princess... but only on Prime Video: bit.ly/GetDick Ftr, Empire Strikes Back is our favorite!

Used a gold paper clip today and honestly have never felt sexier

We're retweeting this because, fuck, it's another Monday... #mondays #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #MondayReport Also, WE SHATTERED OUR DAILY VIEWERSHIP RECORD -- AGAIN! on #MayThe4thBeWithYou! Thanks For Watching! #DickStrangeTV bit.ly/GetDick

Just spotted... at the #metgala #metgala2019 Your favorite couple... Dick Strange and Maggie Blaze... TEARING IT UP! They so cute... we ♥️ them. Go NYC!! #DickStrangeTV only on Prime Video: bit.ly/GetDick

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If you make guns illegal bad people will still find guns But if you make abortions illegal there just won’t be abortions anymore Got it.

DS wants to wish all Mothers out there a Very Special and Happy #MothersDay We're so thankful for all you do... Pushing us out of the birth canal... and ALL THE CRAZY SHIT you put up with from us... Every. Single. Day. WE ARE FLOORED! And we ❤️ you! bit.ly/GetDick

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We're excited to celebrate #PrideMonth at #DickStrangeTV.... b/c LOVE IS LOVE! Hug as many LGBTQ peeps as you can in June & especially our trans brothers & sisters, since the man is gunning for them. "It's a bio-a-logical thing, you know?" amazon.com/dp/B07KPP19BK #Pride2019

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How come Joe Biden gets around 13yo girls and can only think of one thing? SEE?! We told you Dick Strange was not an anomaly!!! COME ON PEOPLE!! #JoeBiden #WeCanDoBetter #DickStrangeTV amazon.com/dp/B07KPP19BK