i'm addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

Fell out of bed. Got a bruise

one the ever coolest has any is looked this

Just remembered tomorrow is Monday again

Bout of anxiety first thing this morning quickly followed by my trousers falling down round my ankles while stood on the bus was not what I wanted for a Tuesday

Oh okay then

Day 2 with the faves.

My pants are held together with a prayer and a wish.

Well thats me done on grindr for the day.

I guess that proves anyone can rise to the top if there’s a lot of dough involved bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Ingredients: 48% amyl 52% nitrite

“And then I just felt a breeze” 💀💀💀

Shit shirt night in gran can

I can't stop thinking about Mx Cradock's elusive booklet

The abysmal Sarah's life flashed before her eyes

Still not sure how Je’Von Evans survived this 😱

Oh good Amazon. I’ll make sure I’m in

Having the best weekend already