DevilZingers (@devilzingers) 's Twitter Profile
DevilZingers

@devilzingers

I get one-liners from the Devil via carrier crow

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Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’ bit.ly/2U76hQo

Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’ bit.ly/2U76hQo
@carlwilhoyte on Bluesky (@voodoo_pork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd were really into the War on Terror, hilarious because terror being, you know, a feeling.

@carlwilhoyte on Bluesky (@voodoo_pork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Basquiat was an anticolonial painter, now being used to sell Tiffany's by a billionaire. He died of a heroin overdose in 1988 unable to cope with his new wealth and fame. Orwell being used to sell Ring, Gil-Scott Heron for SpaceX. complex.com/style/beyonce-…

@carlwilhoyte on Bluesky (@voodoo_pork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

9/11, Iraq War lies, Katrina, 2009 financial crash, Obama drone war, Trump fascism, climate change, COVID. All moments for a national reckoning with this mess we're all in. America doubled down instead. America always learns the wrong lesson.

BUTTFQ_IN_MY_ASS 🦋 (@potato_inmyass) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I received multiple messages about my name being the reason I haven’t received any mainstream credit for trending #KenGriffinLied. 😞 #amc #gme

Susanne Trimbath PhD (@susannetrimbath) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Final Jeopardy question today was "Who is Machiavelli". The clue was "10 years before a more famous work, he wrote in 1503 that the way to deal with rebels is to placate them or eliminate them." 👇

DevilZingers (@devilzingers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm not omniscient, but Russia is up to some shit. Ditto China. America is finally losing top spot in the "Up to Some Shit Index"