Given your size, it'll be very easy for them to pick you.

women should have curfews so men can go out at night

These boys recreated a 2020 Almajari conversation 😹😹😹😹 If you never saw the 2020 tweet you will never understand how daft it is.

I thought you people said the world will be safe once it's only women here. You want her to go and report a woman to men in the Nigeria Police Force?

God no dey do ojoro 😂😂 all the girls wey whine me say my mama dey sell puffpuff for secondary sch don dey sell small chops

No be Ai oo😂😂

“Your dick print is showing on your trousers “ Yes that why I bought it

Bro had to use the quote this time, cos they’ll hang him fr for this one 😂

Is this too much to ask for??

See template 🤭🤭

Before I met my wife, I prayed to God to take away all my past sexual escapades and he did. What God cannot do does not exist.

See the way you sound so smart by copying another gender’s tweet. Now, copy olori or faree Toyota tweet, let’s see something. 👀

Lmfao 😂 chai dem go Dan use fake life finish some of una…😭 Everybody na ring leader the day him shima show btw 😭

real man just come earth to suffer 😭😭

"Don't depend on the government for help before you build your business, be innovative and hardworking" - By Nigerians who capitalized heavily on government connections to build their business. I am tired, boss.

After enjoying her money then she asks me "Are we ever going to have sex?"

Na this generation of men go make women start to work You want a man that’s working hard for his money to come and spoil you bcos you’re just a girl? A girl that can’t afford her expensive lifestyle without a simp? Congrats baddie, you’re about to go back to drinking Garri.

Ochanya was a funny girl until your Dad nd brother raped her to death…. What’s funnier is that she couldn’t get justice.

You think we won’t notice you sneaking in??? Where’s your brother who raped OCHANYA to death?????

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭