Domestic terrorist gets 2 1/2 years prison. Pretty lenient sentence I’d say. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

BREAKING: Trump wants this video Banned from the internet before the Election. Trump insiders told us, "Trump hates this video."

Day after Sir Keir Starmer’s slip of tongue insisting that the “release of the sausages” must be secured, I picked up an order from Asda. In my shopping were three packs of pork sausages that I’d never ordered. Some employee had decided to release them on PM’s orders. #sausages

The Guardian I'm calling for a referendum on a complete ban of Boris Johnson in public life. What do you all think? RT and share widely

Getting flashbacks to the tier system! 😅 Wonder if any of this’ll make it into Boris’ book? 😷👀 #masks #pandemic #standupcomedy

Low inflation + Tory govt = good Low inflation + Labour govt = bad Ok, got it.

Good one! 👇

🔴 LATEST: Journalist Has Meltdown While Reporting The News. 👇🏻 #BrokenNews would like to apologise about this #SaturdayMorning update.

Well, after several years of work (on and off!) my third solo album is finally live on all platforms. You can stream it for free and even purchase a download if you're feeling generous. Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/track/6kCM8BIH…

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt Janey Godley

Give this album a listen: Life's Been Kind spotify.link/7w0hHFlahOb

What do #MAFSUK fans think about this song being played in the commitment ceremony when a participant opens their card and we the word STAY. open.spotify.com/track/5iOyB57V…

Twitter has limited visibility on this masterpiece by Indubitable AJ so I'm doing my bit to spread it far and wide.

Got a new album out ain’t I! I’d be so happy if folk listen to it…. and maybe even download it if they like it. derekking1.bandcamp.com/album/lifes-be…

Can’t find Cadbury UK Flakes in any supermarket these days. KitKats, Twixes, Snickers, Dairy Milks, Dimes, Twirls, Wispas and every other chocolate you can think of. But no Flakes. Is this part of the woke agenda? Do Flakes offend some people or something?

I worked unbelievably hard getting this new album together and I’m immensely proud of it. It would mean the world to me if you lovely folk gave it a listen. derekking1.bandcamp.com/album/lifes-be…