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Haley DeParde

@departy_time

Senior Media Buyer @BooyahAgency. Climber of rocks, reader of books, lover of cats.

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When my mom is annoyed by the dog she says, “do you want to go see your friends?” and opens the door. But there are no friends. He just gets locked behind the gate. Gets him every time. This is the self-reflective face of an innocent victim.

When my mom is annoyed by the dog she says, “do you want to go see your friends?” and opens the door. But there are no friends. He just gets locked behind the gate. Gets him every time. This is the self-reflective face of an innocent victim.
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The boys next door blast country music and my mom said she’s going to start blasting klezmer music in response as conditional training to stop them. “You think I’m kidding but I’m 100% serious.”

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I love Boston. It’s 6:40am in a train station and no less than 6 people have talked to me and made sure I’m having a good day and have everything I need.

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"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." Rest in peace, Toni Morrison. lithub.com/you-dont-know-…

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Every place I’ve lived in my 20’s has had awful temperature control. Am I doing this to myself, or are you not allowed to be comfortable until your 30’s?