DION JOINS BBC SAME DAY AS CLARKSON SACKED FROM TOP GEAR. CANT BE CONICDUNCE - DION FOR TOP GEAR

NEW PRESENTUH TOP GARE ANNOUNCED BUH #PUPPUTMAN

HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

Where are Brighton going next season Chris? Canary Call

CAPTAIN HOOTUN TAKUN THE BRIGHTON TITANIC DOWN

#NORFOLKPIRLO

REACTION | Alex Neil says focus is now key with #NCFC in the Sky Bet Championship top two: norw.ch/SheffWedAN

SPOTTED : LEAVUN THE FARM SHOP FULL OF DISSAPPOINTMENT AND DEJECSHUN , IPSWICH AWAY FOLLOWUN #LOL #MINDTHEGAP

#YellowArmy | A massive thanks to the 2,327, and all those listening from afar. OTBC.

Full details regarding tickets, prices and process for the play-off semi-final games will be available later today Please RT Norwich City FC

Keith Harris has died. The #Orville ventriloquist spoke of his illness on stage in #Yarmouth last year edp24.co.uk/news/orville_t…

McDonald's resurrects Hamburglar as studly suburban dad #RobbleRobble bit.ly/1F6lcf0

I refuse to acknowledge your new Hamburglar McDonald's Corporation. #robblerobble

Holy crap! McDonald's’s #Hamburglar is HOT! goo.gl/CYzeAx

PROMOTION LADZZZZ

I have employed @kirstydegrussa to work on tactics for next season #RelegationBattle