the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

Thanks for confirming that nobody has ever been on the surface of the moon.

Vamossssssssssss... NORTH LODON IS RED!!! 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🤝🏾

BIG. THREE. POINTS.

They done us for Mudryk and our response is to give them money for one of their expiring players. Again

The greatest story ever told

A FOURmidable team performance 🤩

I will never forget this season. This is the most incredible Arsenal team I’ve ever witnessed.

This story is comedy gold 😂

What a Night with the Lads. Proper legends 🙏🍻

🥁 Our latest inductee to the Premier League Hall of Fame… It’s a special entry, Gooners 🙌 🏆 One gold trophy ❤️ One Arsene Wenger

It’s the anniversary of the greatest moment in football broadcasting history. Chris Kamara. Fratton Park. 2010. “We go live to Portsmouth where there’s been a sending off. What’s happening Chris Kamara…?”

Still ain’t processed Sunday. Arctic Monkeys @ the Emirates is the thing I was missing in life. What a day ♥️

Declan Rice to Arsenal, here we go! Deal in place between Arsenal & West Ham and Gunners sign their top target. 🚨🔴⚪️ #AFC £100m plus £5m add ons. It’s the most expensive signing ever for Arsenal and most expensive English player ever. Arteta & Edu, crucial to make it happen.

one life, live it.

Waka waka, eh, eh, £60M down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Three points. Big performance. 💛

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

🔴⚪️ Arsenal in Premier League in 2024. ↪️ 10 wins, 1 draw, 0 defeats. ↪️ 33 goals scored, 4 goals conceded. ✅ 0-2 vs. Brighton ✅ 2-0 vs. Luton 🤝 0-0 vs. Man City ✅ 2-1 vs. Brentford ✅ 0-6 vs. Sheffield Utd ✅ 4-1 vs. Newcastle ✅ 0-5 vs. Burnley ✅ 0-6 vs. West Ham ✅

Ollie Watkins to the entire nation: