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Dave Crisp

@davidjcrisp

all views are my own, therefore the views of a sociopathic Walker of the terror of the night (#Fang)

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calendar_today27-04-2009 05:21:16

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Is there a decent high speed alternative to Virgin Media ❤️ in the Redcar area. My son streams the PS5 off his phone My daughter can't get internet IN THE NEXT ROOM TO THE ROUTER And I can't get a decent connection in my computer or phone in the kitchen/dining room

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All these people making statements about #leavingx but posting on Twitter to do it. And come ting on other posts saying they are on other social media. Let's face it They will be back

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It's slowed to 13,000 signatures per hour but is sitting at 2.6million. come on, 4 mill must be the minimum! Petition: Call a General Election petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7001…

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Gov response is very telling. Claims of a £22bn black hole shouldn't come from people spending like there is no tomorrow! They claim change but take more backhanders than Tories. The change? Crueler! Petition: Call a General Election petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7001…

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Wife chuckles Nervously, I ask "what's funny" "I printed a decoration" she replies "Oh, what does it say" "Nothing" the puzzled response "Oh you 3D printed it" "No!" There's attitude now "On a normal printer!?!" I enquire "No. We were abroad!" #SleepTalkingNews

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I think she is awake now, but then again she did say she was following an elf on the shelf round a shopping centre #SleepTalkingNews

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I think fast food restaurants should give you free drinks from when you order to when your order is ready to collect Might actually get fast food then!

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Imagine your partner took over the finances. treated all THEIR mates Told you that there's not enough to pay the bills. You give up hobbies & don't go out, to put more money in the account every month Your partner is partying more & spending more That's the The Labour Party party

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Well The Labour Party are holding an emergency budget. Obviously not enough pensioners have died from losing their winter fuel payments allowing them to fleece them through inheritance tax.

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I would have thought that the government that *Cut WFA for pensioners *robbed dying farmers *Increased council tax *Increased fuel bills *Wasted money *Took freebies *Ripped off WASPI *Tanked the economy And *Forced the disabled to work Would NOT be labour Wait...actually...

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Dear sky we seem to have hot a brick wall. The wife couldn't remember her pin. Got it wrong 3 times then had to use the forgotten password option. After putting the account details in and resetting the password it still only offers the forgotten password link

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Hey Virgin Media ❤️ Is this really all I can expect for nearly £80 per month. Fibre optic broadband my arse! Yes, I think vodafoneuk are the way to go because this is beyond pathetic

Hey <a href="/virginmedia/">Virgin Media ❤️</a> 

Is this really all I can expect for nearly £80 per month.

Fibre optic broadband my arse!

Yes, I think <a href="/vodaphoneuk/">vodafoneuk</a> are the way to go because this is beyond pathetic
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Dear Virgin Media ❤️ I never left because I was worried that my kids needed decent broadband. But you have lost the next generation because my kids will NEVER use you pile of shite service. And I'm off too. Dial up would be better