Big day for Handmaid’s Tale gifs

Great chat with Lorien McKenna and @Storymeg on @_TSLpodcast last week! Can't believe they were duped into thinking I was an actual TV writer. MUHAHAHAHA podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/92-…

Knowing things is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health

This week’s episode of #TabTime was written by someone as rich as they are delusional - me! youtu.be/BTbbFFNU1KQ

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I needed to read this as much as you.

Strange feeling, to see something as basic and as personal as the durability of your marriage come up for debate on the Senate floor.

Visiting space aliens, upon seeing humans oppress — or kill — one another over who they worship, who they sleep with, what side of an arbitrary line they’re born on, or how absorptive their skin is to sunlight, would surely race home & report no sign of intelligent life on Earth.

“will the lifeboats be seated according to class?”

Roses are red They have a nice scent When we banned the sale of assault rifles in 1994 mass shootings dropped by 44 percent

Ugh, I literally had a pilot where Trump got indicted.

Never forget the check. 💙

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The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

“Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” - David F.M. Vaughn

🎵Now bring me prisoner P01135809🎵

If kids got raped at Denny’s as often as they get raped at church every Denny’s in the country would get burned to the ground.

to be fair, there is nothing in the Bible about getting your titties squeezed during the Beetlejuice musical, so it is a gray area morally