Wouldn’t it be amusing if a new company were to be formed named Trump, Djokovic, Farage Bank PLC?

Just arrived

I haven’t been invited to #COP28 but I will turn up the central heating today.

Millenniyule 2023: Harry Robinson x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Linkedin suggests that I apply to be Chief Executive of NHS Lothian! No thanks, I’ll just have another pint.

Dear Ms Campervan, Unfortunately we seem to have deleted all records of your pension scheme. Have a nice day.

Burns Night. Make Ayrshire Great Again!

I’m tempted to put a bet on the next UK government being formed by a Conservative/Labour/LibDem alliance.

There are currently no sitting Tory MPs to fire Rishi. Can King Charles remove him? Now. Today?

Around 225,000 Taylor Swift fans in Edinburgh this weekend. Playing her music in my local pub. First two or three tunes quite catchy but it’s not quite Mozart!

Good looking dog in Ryries Bar today.

Only three out of seven folk just arrived in my local have specs on their heads!!!

I note that an ounce of gold will now buy me 400 pints of of Tennents. At breakfast time I’d only have got 398 pints. Just as well that I didn’t come out earlier….

Constantinople 29th May 1453 - RIP.