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David Carty

@david_carty

Writer, editor, husband and dad. Baseball, book and movie enthusiast. He/him.

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calendar_today23-04-2009 15:31:28

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Yes, I did just realize this morning in the quiet clarity of my morning drive that the new Reacher is the same guy who played Young Scully in that Brooklyn Nine-Nine flashback episode.

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Didn't click, but I'm guessing Pat is being replaced by a self-service kiosk. And also the wheel is now filled with soup that splashes everywhere when spun. This is how we read news now anyway, so we can all accept this as fact.

Didn't click, but I'm guessing Pat is being replaced by a self-service kiosk. And also the wheel is now filled with soup that splashes everywhere when spun. This is how we read news now anyway, so we can all accept this as fact.
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TIL that Nicolas Cage's current wife, who is expecting his child, is 26, which means she's six years younger than the actress who portrayed his daughter in Con Air. Happy Friday.

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I asked DALL-E Mini for an image from the end of my life. What a peaceful setting in which to be murdered by a youthful silhouette. On the plus side, we've got a few absolutely bangin emo album covers here.

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If you're lucky enough to live in a state that still believes in reproductive rights, reach out to your friends and family who live in those 19th-century states and offer a place for them or their daughters to stay, if they ever need it. This is what it's come to.