Kaitlan Collins just burned J.D. Vance so bad on live TV he's gonna need ointment

Noem says she murdered her dog Cricket 'to keep her children safe' from that vicious 14 month old puppy.

The first thing her kids asked when they got out of school was, 'mom, where's Cricket?'

Doesn't sound like they were afraid at all.

Kristi Noem is a LIAR.

'Mommy, where's Cricket?' - Kristi Noem's daughter asked her mom after Kristi took Cricket to the gravel pit and blasted the 14 month old puppy in the face with a shotgun.

'I swear by my three toes and my sasquatch fur that we will hold Mike Johnson accountable for trying to pass laws that help America!'

'Where is Biden' is trending. Well dipshit MAGAts, I'll tell you where he's NOT: stinking up a courtroom with his McDonald's farts and dozing off like a medicated dementia patient on Haldol with a Valium chaser 🤣

Didn't seem to mind when MAGAts tore down the American flag to put up a Trump flag on January 6th

The judge is letting Trump go to Barron’s graduation which is undoubtedly the last thing he wanted because he can’t whine about it anymore and now he actually has to go to the damn thing. 😂

Hey are y'all awake CNN MSNBC ABC News CBS News ??

Yes. Let's spell it out for the stupid fat orange fucks at the back of the short bus: IF YOU COMMIT CRIME YOU CAN BE INDICTED, TRIED AND THROWN IN JAIL.

Caught straight up lying

My son has a disability. When I saw Trump mock a disabled guy, I swore to fight him with every fiber of my being.

I'm against that nasty orange shitgibbon, how about you?

You know the worst thing about Trump's trial today, for him personally?

Judge Merchan said he can go to Barron’s graduation.

Now he HAS to go instead of fucking off like he originally planned.

That poor kid. Could you imagine having these 2 for parents? How awful.