Buitengebieden King Julian the Lemur asks for a back scratch. Won't take no for an answer. Cc: malaimama

So, this government is prepared to have a trade war with the EU, have no trade agreement with the US, alienate Ireland, alienate 60% of the people of NI to keep the DUP happy? There’s something not right about all this…

Spanish politicians may not be the best, but at least we don't have to suffer the embarrassment of having pompous billionaires in power opening food banks and members of royalty telling us to tighten our belts while sitting on a throne of gold wearing a diamond encrusted crown.

No food banks in Scandinavian countries, they've had Covid, Ukraine War, Energy crisis too. The difference? No Tory Government for 12 years and no Brexit. Just saying. #BrexitLies

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Lockdown in four images. #Partygate #SueGrayReport

Johnson said 'it was only right to say goodbye to colleagues who were leaving'. My dad was leaving. He left alone.

Rory Stewart is asked to name a time when Johnson lied to him personally. He obliges. x.com/ImIncorrigible…

‘Blackpool completely cut off today’ says totally understated BBC reporter

The true mystery in Scotland is that, apparently, not a single person here wants a new independence referendum, but somehow there's an inconveniently large majority of pro-independence members of the Scottish Parliament voted there by those very same people.

Congratulations new prime minister of UK Liz Truss! Looking forward to see your actions and to meet you. I have couple of ideas how to make you really popular worldwide. First thing is to let #Scotland vote for their independence and return to EU. You can maybe follow later.

I hear you're in the 'anti-growth coalition' now, Father? #antigrowthcoalition

Dear Armando Iannucci please make a new series of The Thick Of It, featuring a well functioning government department staffed by likeable, competent politicians and civil servants. It would be the highest form of satire.

Russ Jones x.com/SPricey32/stat…

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL BBC News (UK) How about if the BBC gets Fiona Bruce to mitigate Gary's alleged "breach of the guidelines" by saying "It's alright, he only did it once."? Then everything can carry on as it was.

Like that idea very much 😜