Ok this guy gets it!

Think about this: Scorsese has had almost double the wives that trump has had which confirms that Marty gives better dick and less emotional support than trump.

I wonder what my Aunt Tifa is up to rn

Me, Parker, and Harry “Sayonara” Fuller fed a machine learning A.I. 1,000 Dodge AP scripts and this is what it created.

Sex is going to be so much better once BIDEN is the president - Grant

Roll tide fuck Tuberville!

This tweet aged so fucking well

Mank is David Fincher’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and I am here for it #mank

Excited for the new Lando Billboard on the DMAC parking structure

Alright I’ll say it. What the fuck is a Marine? The Navy is water and the Army is land but Marine means water so like... what the fuck are they??

Guys this is why we NEED to vote!

This is not exactly the content I signed up for when I followed the topic “David Lynch”

Ah, the trilogy 😩

WOW! Yet another thing Simone Biles and I have in common! We are so similar! She is the worlds greatest athlete and I can do 100 consecutive jumping jacks. Really makes you think 🤔

Two children vs an actual god

I know I haven’t tweeted in months but the captain of my airplane just told me to “send my last tweet” so here we go....