Not every lion who chased the zebra caught it, but every lion who caught the zebra chased it.

The security guard ask him to control his children and this is how the father responded

Dear POSSAP_NG I can't seem to proceed with any request because account verification is required. Sadly no emails have been sent to me.

Man City paid £100m for this guy

What a way to exhibit unapologetic hoeness

Dear POSSAP_NG, I made a request for PCC Diaspora on the 12/08/2025. Please kindly advise the likely ETR for this as I've read that it doesn't last longer than 48hrs

Can we have a "straight people" flag, and hang it everywhere we go?

Roll out the memes, will ya? 😜 😜 😜

Hate watch, successful!!!

Bola, nobody entrusted you with anything. You usurped a country of 200 million people and plunged them into poverty.

He was never military governor of Katsina state

Dear #AbujaTwitterCommunity, I am looking for a frontend developer for a gig. Scope: Convert Figma design to HTML/CSS (Bootstrap) Location: Remote (Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬)

This PTSD is officially sponsored by Yodel and InPost UK

How to tell my daughter that her favourite doggy is getting euthanised today 😭

Rufai really got under Umahi's skin. Nigerian politicians do not like to be accountable to the people

I been dey look people wey dey drink black coffee (no cream/milk/sugar) like cultists, now look at me 😜

"4 passes in two sittings" That's how you recruit very dull people to work in "intelligence".

Graceland International School, PortHarcourt just informed me that Agbo Adoga qualified to represent Nigeria in international Maths Olympiad in China. Nigerian Ministry of Education said they don’t have money to sponsor anybody. So he will not attend. Nigeria lost again!

Just came on here to see Postman is down... I was already losing my mind

Jeez... How can someone recklessly litter "literally" all over the place?