I need somebody to explain this to me: what’s with middle class kids from the suburbs using the N-word so flagrantly? Not only is it gross, they sound like idiots.

Ready when you are 🥴🥊

As you can see, I’m always smiling at 40k feet! 😁✈️ ⁦Delta⁩

It never ceases to astonish me how so many ostensibly educated people haven’t an iota of intellectual thought or critical-thinking skills. How exactly does this happen?

You never really know somebody until you engage in a conversation with them. Our personal prejudices and perceptions blind us and we create this image in our heads of a person without really knowing who they are. We’re all human and we’ve all done it.

Memorial Day has passed, which means it’s time to bust out the white pants again! ☑️

“Folks we have an issue that the mechanics are trying to troubleshoot and we aren’t having any luck. Sorry for the delay.” United Airlines maybe it’s because you fly aircraft that’s nearly 30-years-old ???? Tail number: N26232

I see influencers & social media posts telling younger people: “hey, f*ck it. You only live once. Take that trip, rack up debt, quit your job, live your life”. Yeah, great idea. So when you’re older & more vulnerable you’ll be even more beholden to the system you hate so much.

Got #COVID. Awesome. 😫

Can anybody take David Schwimmer seriously in his performance in #BandofBrothers? How do they keep producing this Hollywood garbage? It’s embarrassing.

Guys… I think it’s time to move on from the denial phase and accept that the political elite are out of touch with reality. It has gone too far. We are hurdling towards lunacy and we need to seriously take a hard look at where we are. Believe it or not, it’s not too late.

I really want to teach guys between the ages of 25-40 how not to be a simp. If something isn’t kosher with her, walk away. You’re not her therapist and neither is she yours. Cut it off politely, without aggression, and be as decent as possible. Our society needs this right now.

Trust me, I get it: Barcelona and Madrid are fantastic cities. But the beauty of Andalusian cities gives all other Spanish cities a humbling.

American voters across the political spectrum feel disenfranchised and neglected by elites in and outside the political class. That’s the one common struggle. If we can start there, we can *maybe* get out of this mess.

Heed the advice of Des'ree: You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together

My home away from home #Ronda🇪🇸

Some of you worship politicians and it’s really gross. I just don’t get why and nobody ever has an answer for me when I ask them directly. You do know how strange that is, right?

Officially got a #costco membership today. Level 10 adulting unlocked. 🪪🛒

My review of Twisters: I can’t wait until it comes out on DVD so I can pee on it and light it on fire in a public place.

Refuse to question the establishment orthodoxy but call yourself “free”. Make it make sense.