It’s a flip flop summer #bookit

keep that earth day post in the drafts if you use ai/vote republican bruh

Hang it in the Louvre.

Never thought I’d see these two back-to-back on The Tonight Show

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

Trump: “I’m not a rapist I didn’t rape anybody. I’m not a pedophile.” O’Donnell: “Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Fucking priceless.

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

this your husband?

Stop holding comedians who make jokes to higher standards than politicians who lie, steal, and are in the Epstein files over 1000 times.

Frame it

I can't believe we're even having this conversation: In the last ten years, NOBODY has engaged in more violent political rhetoric than Donald Trump.

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

Lincoln Park, Wicker Park, West Loop

I am a Chicagoan before I am an American

Though the US is no longer apart of the WHO, it doesn’t mean that you cannot independently follow it! ❤️

Carmela summer (ignoring reality and my hypocrisies)

Happy MOTHERs day ❤️ #survivor50

“I don’t do politics.” Well, now you're doing $6 gas.