Why doesn't Bill Gates celebrate Christmas? Because his Advent calendar stops at Windows 11. #GoldCrackers

Why was Prince Charming banned from the GB News Christmas Panto? So Snowwhite didn't get woke #GoldCrackers

Why is the TOWIE secret Secret Santa stocking full of kitchenware? 'Cos they're proper muggy #GoldCrackers

One of the easiest ways you can help support the Archive at this time is to shout us out on social media and draw attention to the work that we're doing in the hope of keeping poetry free for all! You can tweet us The Poetry Archive using the hashtag #KeepTheArchiveFree.

Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow x.com/ExtremeNature_…

Thanks to BBC Writers for continuing to promote our submissions opportunities. bbc.co.uk/writers/opport… #nanowrimo #writing #writingcommunity

Remembering today not just the family members who fought and died in two world wars, but also my handsome, charming great-uncle Harold whose life was ruined by his injuries in WW1 and who died, homeless and alone, on a bench at Waterloo station in 1960; not a lifestyle choice.

It’s fine that Farage goes to Australia for I’m a Celebrity. If his first task is to travel there in a dinghy, and when he arrives, Ant and Dec shout at him on the beach through a megaphone ‘here’s another one, swarming here just to make easy money’, then he’s sent to Rwanda.

A week late with my humble brag. Thanks to BTN for picking out my chopsticks joke. #BreakingTheNews

Our New Year's Day free online writing class is going ahead. First come first served, twenty places only, taking place 6pm UK-time, Jan 1st. Sign up here eventbrite.co.uk/e/kickstart-yo… #writingprompts #writingtips #amwriting #WritingCommunity

One of the finest acts of sportsmanship ever😂

In the last few days the RNLI have faced abuse and criticism from fox hunting supporters after they rejected money raised by a fox hunt in Ireland. Please use this post to show what the vast majority of the public really thinks - RT if you agree they made the right decision! 🦊

Take 2 minutes to watch this. It’s one of the best interviews I’ve seen so far on the #DoctorsStrike. Thank you Dr. Hilary Jones MBE.

It’s debate day in parliament for our #GetFairAboutFarming petition. We’ve brought 49 scarecrows with us, representing the 49% of farmers who fear they’ll go out of business in the next 12 months. Is this the day we start to see some seeds of change ? It couldn’t be more urgent🌱

This month marks 27 years since arguably the greatest ‘Goal Of The Month’ competition on Match Of The Day. So here are each of those ten great strikes to brighten up your January blues. Every one an absolute beauty.

It's weird (and wonderful!) to be saying this, but here it is....I've written a book, and it's coming out in April. The Lost Paths, published by Penguin Michael Joseph, is an exploration and celebration of our ancient path network and a call to reclaim what has been lost.

Liz Truss goes to an improv class 🌟

BOOK GIVEAWAY! On 13 Feb 1997, nearly 5m bits of Lego fell into the ocean when a cargo ship was hit by a huge wave. To mark the occasion, we’re giving away 2 copies of our book Adrift, a voyage into the lingering legacy of a cargo spill. To enter, just like and retweet this post.

Michael Gove began his political career thanks to 24, 642 people voting for him.I began my campaign with 109,896 people voting for ⁦Michael Gove⁩ to save swifts.It’s been over a month since housebuilders said they were cool with swift bricks.Whats the hold up?

A wonderful and surprising dedication to a wonderful and surprising plant! Read 'Skunk Cabbage' by Dan Stathers on our website today. Read the full poem through this link or through the link in bio:inksweatandtears.co.uk/dan-stathers-2/