Hate it when you’re reading and your boobs fall out.

first of the month again! time to grit my teeth and send a thousand dollars to a terrible little man who is uglier, stupider, and lazier than me

"literary fiction" is just being chill about some big dramatic things or being super dramatic about pretty chill things thank you this has been my craft talk

If the entire state of California could open up, why couldn't Big? We didn't need to wear masks in public anymore, but why did I feel like he was still wearing one with me?

i do not want to have a career. i want to sit on the porch

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

Do I want to go to grad school or do I just want to buy school supplies?

Today's gender is sympathy and the smell of lavender.

once they put em dashes on keyboards it's over for yall

yeah sex is cool but have you ever made your therapist laugh

for all the high-anxiety high-performing Depresseds out there: sometimes you just have to believe that your bare minimum is other people’s 100% and let that calm you down for a day or two

the thing about academia is that no matter how “successful” you become you will always be an adult wearing a backpack

if you use — , you're hot

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

I do not feel good and I really think what would make me feel better is a bloomin onion