When the whole room is silent in the middle of the exam and Siri says "these are some results i found on google"

Na mtu asikupee pressure ati utoke kwa wazazi huku nje nikubad,ata yesu alitoka kwa babayake akakufa

dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way

I think my mom likes arguing with me because I look like my dad

Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed.

Her : My love language is quality time. Jobless guy :

“We saw a flower in your garden”

My sobriety streak seeing me set the foundation as early as now….

Downloading....98% Downloading....99% Download Failed try again

We all meet in the FA cup

Clicked “forgot password” and they emailed me my password

"Dad l need 50k urgently " African dad opening the message after 4 weeks

Friend: "How on earth did your car pass inspection?" My inspector:

This has to go down as one of the best 1v1s

“tomorrow is Monday” your black trousers:

"Flight attendant yawns" Deaf passengers:

I’m bored *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter*

“what is your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router:

Me: “Waiter, taste this soup.” Waiter: “What’s wrong with it?” Me: “Just taste it.” Waiter: “Fine, where’s the spoon?” Me: “Exactly. 😭🍲

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