Bashir must be cursing Tongue getting out there, leaving him stranded on his unbeaten 1 #ENGvIND

You never see Gary Numan and Jimmy White in the same room at the same time Just saying #Glastonbury2025

My TV has been doing this all day. Every 20 secs. So annoying, had to order a new one. Rod Stewart comes on and TV suddenly works ok #Glastonbury2025 My bad

Taking into account the online viewing figures and the profit from yesterday’s Black Sabbath show, it is estimated that the gig could raise upto 140 Million for Birmingham Children’s hospital and Acorns and Parkinson’s charities. That sort of money is life changing and leaves a

Stfu about the over rate already, boring #bbctms Test Match Special

"Now Nigel, you went to private school so will know the rules, but for everyone else the time will start once I place the biscuit on the table..."

The Boycotts and the Corridor of Uncertainty #BBCCricket #ENGvIND

In an Italian restaurant in Banbury, as you do. We've had Con te Partiro twice already and food not out yet. Reckon they know I'm a sad lonely get But good to watch Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

Son took me to Canary Wharf, he's having a meeting. I told him I'd amuse myself in a Spoons whilst there. There isn't one he told me. Where there's a will there's a way Simon

Happy #YorkshireDay to everyone. The sharp eyed ones amongst you may notice that that back drop isn't Leeds

Well that took a surprising turn and so up lifting You go Ukraine girl (sorry I missed your name) #GardenersWorld

Piece of piss. Not letting Colette from Birchwoo, wherever that is, beat me to the filthy lucre. Must be near Birchwood methinks

This Sunday we face Kilmarnock FC Women in our league opener. Although opponents on Sunday, some things are much bigger than football. Everyone at St Johnstone WFC stands with Skye Stout, and we all wish her the best of luck as she begins her professional career with Kilmarnock. 💙

His name and IQ on one shirt!

He's up his own arse

If it was black and white and grainy I could believe it, but that looks too good to be genuine

"I look down on her, because I called for asylum seekers to be burned alive. But I look up to him, because he's alleged to have blackmailed people into sending explicit images."

It’s just being reported in the press that the mini-gammon hurling racist abuse has apparently been arrested. 😬

#BankHoliday Bored. To. Tears. If you want to know how bored I was, I watched Top Gear earlier *Patagonia special for the purists

"It were a long slog up that hill deliver a loaf of sourdough to old Mrs Phillips. Even when we had plenty of normal white I'd deliver sourdough just to piss her off."