If your prescription is worse than 1.00 don't fucking get clear frames. I thought I'd be a cool guy and get a pair but now I regularly spend 15 minutes on all fours rooting around the floor of my house to find where I dropped my glasses because I'm blind and they fuckin disappear

When I don't have my glasses my field of vision is basically blocks of color and I literally can't see my glasses from 6 feet away lmao. I have to physically feel them to find them most of the time

Telekinesis

I was a precocious young child. I was experiencing nostalgia by the age of five.

Lmao

Come join :P discord.gg/B84GNRes

"America was built for the car!" they insist. No, that's a bald-faced lie. America was *destroyed* for the car. Not figuratively; not metaphorically. Destroyed: With bulldozers, dynamite, and wrecking balls.

New black midi dropped early 😲

I have to be the most esoteric bitch in this DMV right now

I got that #swag! Do you???

.𝚁𝚘𝚢 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝙹𝚛 The chicken fried steak tweet was funny

Going missing in a national park is camp

Me if I got convicted of a crime: I have got to be the most esoteric bitch in this state penitentiary rn

Follow acid thrower btw jack killed his old account :(

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