being a high functioning crazy person is so weird like one minute im on the floor literally screaming and crying and writhing around and the next minute im answering an email like “hi! Attached is the signed PDF. Have a good weekend!”

getting to the point in life where all my friends are with healthy partners n having babies and shit, my heart is so full🥹🥲

Love Island twitter commentary is peak humanity and unity and I won’t be told otherwise #loveisland

still haven’t moved on from gemma saying she’d lick a horses arsehole for £2k on national tv put a gun to my head and id still never admit that

Jacques choosing from tinder’s selection of Leeds Beckett gals immediately after stepping off the plane x #LoveIsland

The U.K. rn is basically generational wealth or die

init mad how many people there actually are in the world that are fucked up n traumatised lol

i hope that sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings and productivity.

selling my soul on vinted giz a look ta x @casnixon

all i want for christmas is just for my stomach to not feel weird for a single fucking moment of my life

Evri are actually a nasty piece of work.

selling 1x ptv ticket for london fri 2nd december at o2 london £30 x

i believe all children want to love their parents so it says a lot when a child makes the decision to remove them frm their lives. it’s painful and heartbreaking yet it speaks volumes that they would rather grieve their relationship w them than keep them in their life.

seeing all my british moots coming together every 9pm this is COMMUNITY #loveisland x.com/Bxrnardo2O/sta…

me opening twitter as soon as love island is back on #loveisland

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok