oklahomans will forever honor your sacrifice saddam 🫡

freak squad

loser's semis? i know a loser with a semi

im so sorry babe, i swear this never happens. maybe it's a recession indicator?

melee players!! you are touching the wrong boxx!!!!

john green bombing in a battle rap, call that the fault in our bars

doctor: congrats on the baby! what are you going to name him Boone Pickens' mom: Boone Pickens

Matthew 5:5 - Blessed are the freak: for they shall inherit the girth.

you should be allowed to harm one animal per movie

horse track gambler with a thin brown line flag saying "BACK THE GLUE"

the penis cartel

semen retention guy who says "yeah, im a bit of a health nut"

actor who changes his stage name to Van Dyke so he can say it

maybe the real punk rock is the friends who came inside the gay

a bullet to the dome everyday

you know i got that white girl magic

women be shopping for days at a time

you've seen paul george hoop, just wait until you see john ringo ball

rip kirt cobain you would've loved 9/11