"Cressida Dick is the first female Commissioner of the Met Police and will be a brilliant beacon for women within and beyond this force."

The answer is No, no no.

The joys of being Cressida Dick........................

@AuxUnitME4 Shit! I have rather amended my bio.

Whoever leaves New Scotland Yard last tonight, turn that BLOODY light off.

@Talktome1111 There's no one else in this room.

Congratulations to Metropolitan Police on their new Commissioner MsDick(not real) . Great role model, professional officer.

@LeanneGBella ehem

Scrambled egg, toast, white tea, one sugar. Oh, and three weetabix before my daily briefing with the command team.

Is he taking the piss? x.com/vinodbpande/st…

Define parody? x.com/Ryan_Browne_/s…

I am not the Commissioner and someone thought it fit in getting the account suspended. Staff officers have too much time on their hands.

Together we can build a safer London. Please don't use "any" hand held electronic device while driving or you might lose your license.

It's a new day, a new dawn. Here at New Scotland Yard.

No comment. x.com/Marco_J_Ocram/…

In a strategic meeting at New Scotland yard and there are no krispy kremes. Now, that is a big fail.

#IWD

Tea and cupcakes. Rather angelic. In Costa Coffee

Dongle and mouse lost at The Conference of the International Police Orchestras. Oh diddly.