Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez had no idea this foul ball was coming until it was in the booth 😂

Where is Oddibe McDowell

Okay mister and misses fart

told my coworker I had a terrible headache and she replied it's because of the full moon

getting skipped 3 times while your rent is on the line

Espys is the absolute worst

Not a strand of hair in that bitch

2️⃣nd major victory of the year 4️⃣th career major victory 3️⃣rd former Longhorn to win The Open Championship, joining Justin Leonard (1997) and Jordan Spieth (2017) 🤘 #TakeDeadAim | @theopen

what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others

Guys I think I’ve found the pinnacle of Motorsports

I was there

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

haha, so true man! did you see the new one yet?

Mmm... that still doesn't explain why there's a bowl of ramen on the album cover. We all know Alchemist doesn't know food

Is there a wheelchair ramp

Nick Kurtz just had one of the greatest games in baseball history. 6 for 6 with four home runs, six runs and eight RBIs. He is a 22-year-old rookie.

“Man orders food at an automated drive-in restaurant, Los Angeles” 📷 Bruce Davidson / 1964

I see the orders came through.