Met office lost BBC weather contract.....this when we get to see the woman from Come Dancing waving seaweed??

Son has athletics on tv, we really MUST get a better national anthem......

Across the top of my twitter feed is a thingy showing me people to follow. How do I make it go away????

PLS RT Concern about missing teenage girl from Northampton who has not been seen for five days bit.ly/1LA6zDl

2,500 people die after being found 'fit for work', and Iain Duncan Smith's special adviser is appointed to the Lords. Big Society my arse.

How many RT's for Falkland Islanders and our right to self-determination? 🇬🇧🇬🇧 #Falklands cc: Javier Mascherano

@Oopsland @sketchesbyboz Margarita Wow!.......

@leo2hurlevent29 SaffronKim Just stunning...

India: Sisters 'sentenced to rape as punishment' for brother's affair dlvr.it/C0H0Jh

In case Humanity is contagious... MPs get free VIP service at NHS hospital to protect them from members of public shr.gs/goYTbDb

@bundy331 Horst Schaefer Josie Mckenzie Wow, wow, wow!!!!!

@abstex typejunky Do him proud!!

Redcar's steel making on "pause", Northern Powerhouse didn't last very long, what a surprise.....

Someone has stolen my wheelie bin, someone has STOLEN my wheelie bin!!

Guard announcement at Tube stn just now: "Don't take any notice of what I'm saying. I don't mind. I still get paid. Mind the doors."

@waddo100 Sitting on the sand at South Gare, watching the big ships coming in tugs fussing, buying fish and crabs from the cobble boats.

@waddo100 I agree!

Yesterday I made soup using veg I grew myself..#buzzing

@waddo100 Wow, jealous!