2003 "Shock and Awe"

Wouldn’t it be ironic if they drafted 6,000,000 of us.

The problem is that the "Dragging Deer Off The Freeway Union" has pretty restrictive rules about who's allowed to drag deer off the freeway. That cop might've gotten fired if he didn't call in the union's Deer Dragging Specialist ($75k/year + benefits).

I voted for this

Hearing my son wail because I have to go into work

There were signs.

Iranian President when he finds out that roughly 50% of U.S. adults cannot read a book written at an eighth-grade level.

🇺🇸🇮🇱 THEO VON: "They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids, all our money goes to Israel, and they use it for genocide." "I'm sick of rich people not putting their kids in these wars. Let them go out there and shed some f*cking blood!"

pete hegseth heading to work

Reminder that conservatives see the 2nd amendment as nothing more than the right to own toys and will never do anything revolutionary no matter how many guns they own.

J.D. Vance (2024).

It do be like that…till something breaks

Of course, this comparison is an insult to Hitler.

The total value of southern slaves was around $1.28 Billion, half of the southern economy. inflation adjusted for labor costs today, about $200 billion. If you look at it as a % of the total GDP, about $14 trillion. The south's slave labor was worth more than all of the

Two gay niggas

How? Name one fucking thing

Me reading about Stonewall Jackson’s Shenandoah Valley campaign:

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