Nobody is allowed to fuck Uni except Noire. Imeanwhat.

A-ahem... FLEES BEFORE SHE HAS TO EXPLAIN HERSELF.

...d-does Noire have to apologize?

...Noire's spirit will apologize later. Noire herself might buy Uni a cake.

Noire still exists. But her balls are super full and she's going to be masturbating for the next twelve hours straight.

Maybe Noire should take a trip out of Gamindustry for a while. Try to get her dick in somebody new, have fun without worrying about her reputation, that kind of thing.

//The pain of wanting Noire to bang characters from other verses is the fact that most of the good accounts are popular enough to probably be too busy to pay attention to me. So Noire will continue her loner masturbation forever.

Casual reminder that Noire is still willing to be on the receiving end. Just be ready for her to cum all over the place if her dick isn't stuffed into anything.

Noire is denying all rumors of her breast milk being sold in stores. But it's actually true.

Noirecest happening? On Noire's TL? Time to sell Noire Milk to the audience.

Lastation tentacle pits? Just an urban legend. [Lie]

//There are still days when I want to make a stressed, cranky, constantly horny Uni account.

Sudden reminder that Noire loves seeing Uni smile more than getting her dick sucked.

Noire needs more redheads in her life. Also #SeductiveSunday, kind of.

Drunk Noire? D R U N K N O I R E .

"Please just shut up for a few minutes. I need to go take care of something..." #NeptuniaRP Never Safe For Work. Probably very Out Of Character. Constant stress boner. Dom, sometimes bratty sub. Can be clingy. Needs Noire's attention. Don't reply to the pin, yo.

Let Uni smash.

If anybody really wants to see Uni's breasts, try convincing Nepgear to share their pictures.

//Ahem. Give my cheerleader some Neptunia subs to plow.