I worked in a casino for 11 years. Please believe me when I say this is literally the worst possible thing that can happen to you your first time at the casino.

This deal was cut under the Biden Administration with the CHIPS Act

Harvard alumni when they say they “went to school in Cambridge”

sex is cool but have you tried running a personal errand on company time?

Clifford accused of being big red dog

having serious deja vu

I like that your hypothetical poor person is still in the top 1% of earners.

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

I hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me 😭

JD Vance do you want to meet my best friend’s boyfriend

what say you lady g?

This is smart, why don't more companies do this

bro just invented anniversaries

I've seen takes you wouldn't believe

McKinsey consultants getting fired for operational efficiency and profitability drive

then what is the point of the french

getting married absolutely slaps.