eating normal size strawberry with two hands (@cool_scatter) 's Twitter Profile
eating normal size strawberry with two hands

@cool_scatter

Deeply Unserious, Genderly Weird

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calendar_today23-06-2017 11:40:34

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Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare.

beccadagoo (@beccadathree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce.

A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce.
ca license plates (@ca_dmv_bot2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Customer: MY MOTHERS NAME IS CATHY AND HER DAD GREW UP CALLING HER CACKIN. I ORDERED CAKCINS FOR HER OTHER CAR A FEW YEARS AGO. THIS IS FOR HER 1965 MUSTANG. DMV: CACK=COCK SAID WITH A BOSTON ACCENT, ALSO MEANS SHIT Verdict: DENIED

Customer: MY MOTHERS NAME IS CATHY AND HER DAD GREW UP CALLING HER CACKIN. I ORDERED CAKCINS FOR HER OTHER CAR A FEW YEARS AGO. THIS IS FOR HER 1965 MUSTANG.
DMV: CACK=COCK SAID WITH A BOSTON ACCENT, ALSO MEANS SHIT

Verdict: DENIED
allison (@mtf_doom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

u tell a girl she smells nowadays and she blushes and says “hehe thank u ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა”. Girl we are in public rn .. Not a t4t discord server .. And u fucking stink!!!!!

Iwaspoisoned.com (@iwaspoisoned_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cedar Point Grand Pavilion, Cedar Point Drive, Sandusky, OH - The chicken was room temperature. It made my friend and I sick. I added a picture of me on a ride. When we were about to get on the ride, the food poisoning set in. It was the worst experience of my life.

Cedar Point Grand Pavilion, Cedar Point Drive, Sandusky, OH - The chicken was room temperature. It made my friend and I sick. I added a picture of me on a ride. When we were about to get on the ride, the food poisoning set in. It was the worst experience of my life.
ALIX (@onecuteassnigga) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All because the flight attendant told him to wait till the ‘seatbelt sign’ was off 🤦🏾 . Welcome to the no fly list pissman!

All because the flight attendant told him to wait till the ‘seatbelt sign’ was off 🤦🏾 . Welcome to the no fly list pissman!