"Why did you stop using me?" you look down at the disposable vape laying on the ground next to your desk, which just spoke. "My internal clock shows you last puffed me 3 days, 22 hours, 36 minutes, 12 seconds ago. Why? Is my flavor displeasing to you? I have a pulse mode-"

pronouncing “labubus” like an ancient roman name

Ahora que se que existe Boludos con Amarok no quiero dejar de recordar esto que una vez encontré por la calle.

I can draw whatever I want

search engines getting replaced with AI is so funny. we compiled the entirety of human knowledge and then handed it all over to a little trickster who lies

exactly where I want it

Me leaving the California Science Center with my suspiciously Gemini 11 shaped bouquet

Was watching a bee pollinate and saw it trip over a petal and fall down the plant, hitting like five leaves. Really awesome. Putting the bumble in bumblebee

bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

onion rings? I’m answering

currently on vacation 🤩

tuitead bajito están durmiendo los cubiertos

explaining dystopia to an american: imagine walking 5 miles