This 93-year-old animation is a MASTERPIECE.

the biggest lie i be telling ppl is "i respect your decision". i really don't at all. that shit sound stupid as hell to me but that's your life to live

Elf on the shelf? What happened?

Spotify Wrapped is the most successful marketing tactic of the last ten years Built on one simple idea: People are obsessed with themselves

WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE

Dad is typing… Dad is typing… Dad is typing… Dad is typing… Dad: 👍🏽

i can't work under these festive conditions

I left stranger things back in 2022. I truly don’t care anymore good luck to them grown ass kids

Producir para probar existencia

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

"Is 9 PM good for you?" Me

For real 😂😭

“ Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust share my screen... okaycanyouseeit? “