Dutch politician Esther Ouwehand was asked to remove the shirt in the first pic, so she came back wearing another one with watermelon seeds 😂😍 Shoutout to her tailor 👏👏

The braai, however, is being made in a fire pit. 😂 Has your ad agency never made a braai fire, Woolies?

I am constantly amused by Google estimates of train journeys from my home, considering there are no railways near me. The restaurant 400m away, for instance, will apparently take 22 minutes by train. 😂

Helen Zille said she's done more to fight apartheid than anyone in Anele's radio studio. Lolz. Anele's studio is all 20-30 year olds. How do pat yourself on the back for being more revolutionary than a foetus?

I did not plan to work today, since it's a public holiday, but am comforting myself after a quick book chapter edit that my Calvinist work ethic is part of my heritage.

This rain is pure bliss. My sinuses rejoice.

My to-do list is so long, it's making me nauseous. *stuffs around on social media*

Not thoughts and prayers instead of sanctions. Do better!

Not a foreigner btw

<chuckles in WFH>

<makes notes>

It's Monday and I'm starting a new coaching series on my socials. Here's the first Mandy's #MondayShift: mandycollinscoaching.com/peacemaker-or-…

Pure evil .

I wonder if he does weddings.

Another exciting Friday night, where I find myself in bed before 9pm. Rock on.

Soft rain, brownies baking, and coffee in bed = a perfect Sunday morning.

Why is died in quote marks and why won’t Sky News say who was responsible for her suffering, malnutrition and death?

Yes. All of this. dailymaverick.co.za/opinionista/20…