he’s so fucking geeked in this video i almost had to call my sponsor to get through it

Hello chicago friends. Would love if anyone has good restaurant suggestions for my anniversary dinner. I love Italian food, love a good view, and don’t drink.

this is what dreams are made of

Elon’s about to post a black screen instagram story with tolerate it playing

Elon baby now that you’re back if you Venmo me $2000 I will assemble a team of the meanest bitches you’ve ever seen to make Donald Trump cry

Aw JD Vance is probably having PTSD rn 😓

Sorry it’ll never not be crazy to me that the tour of the century started off in Glendale…

just asked my boyfriend if he knew what a Labubu was and he unironically said “I think you mean Louboutin”

Selling federal land for $10billion to address the national debt is like selling the family cat for $28 because I have $100,000 in student loan debt and 'every little bit helps!' while meanwhile the Big Beautiful Bill is putting another $10k on my credit card.

kennedy v louisiana should never be overturned. if you're a person who molests kids and you can get death just for molesting them, why would you leave the kid alive to identify you? the penalty's going to be the same for killing the kid, which you might get away with.

I live in Phoenix where it was about 117 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday but I’m not stupid and understand the UK doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle this heat wave

A lot of you be talking a big game about how insane sports betting is and then turn around and vote on which of these personality disorder bad filler psychos on love island will be the most mentally ill this week

u need a team of bitches that work in healthcare as part of your core adult friend group so you can go to them when weird medical stuff happens in order to gauge if your health issues are serious enough to go see a real doctor and pay a copay

Seems like Iowa Dems have a new challenger to Ashley Hinson. Doing a quick Google, seems like Kathy Dolter’s a 23-year Army vet, retiring at Lt Colonel, and retired as Dean of Nursing at Kirkwood Community College in Cedar Rapids last year. Looks pretty credible on paper.

life update i am engaged. Impending date of Coll3enG no longer being an accurate username for me

I keep thinking about this one tweet I saw about parents who treated every inconvenience like a tragedy and how it basically conditioned their kids into believing that life was way harder than it actually is Two people could come from similar socioeconomic backgrounds, cultures,

Kathy Dolter running for #IA02 was 🔥 last at the #iowawingding So, so good! The Democratic Party should take note. This is how you campaign in rural Iowa!! tiktok.com/t/ZT69ws2ra/

I don’t think having a crackhead mom is a good reason to vote for someone lmfao