Listen up General Fatten: There’s no fucking chance Canada becomes the 51st state. We’d rather drink maple syrup from a Zamboni oil pan than watch our healthcare turn into GoFundMe campaigns and our hockey rinks turn into MAGA rally halls. Fuck off!

Trump just posted this incredibly weird AI video of himself and JD Vance in a band and Russ Vought as the grim reaper. This is what the president is doing while the government is shut down. We’re so screwed.

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, AG Pam Bondi suggests that the DOJ will execute American citizens they deem as Antifa, "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take this same approach with antifa." This attorney general is unhinged.

President Trump littered his Cabinet meeting today with false claims about vaccines and other subjects. A quick fact check: No, there’s no link between vaccines and autism. The CDC website still notes that this idea has been debunked. No, babies aren’t given vaccines twice the

I haven’t asked this in a long time, but if you can give me a re-post, I’d really appreciate it!

Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈

This broke him 😂. Whatever you do today, please don’t retweet it.

You could be teeing it up all wrong. Check the data: buff.ly/FcntwLD

Big Dog saw his chiropractor and his farrier yesterday. Adjustment and a reset. He's been clipped so we're to show! Rest is up to me now.

You can’t afford to be giving shots away when you’re hitting hybrids. They are designed to help you, so make sure you are getting these basic things right…

Open enrollment for ACA plans began yesterday in Idaho. One couple got notice that their monthly premium next year would jump from $51 to $2,232 as subsidies expire. 25,000 Idahoans are expected to be priced out of coverage. This is what's at stake in Trump's shutdown.

Between the destruction of the East Wing and the pardoning of a corrupt family business partner, Trump is in the “I can shoot someone on 5th Ave” phase of his presidency.

I will repeat this every single day for the next three years: Any Democrat running for president in 2028 must pledge to immediately tear down/bulldoze/demolish Trump’s ballroom and fully restore the East Wing and any other piece of the People’s House Trump has or will destroy.

So wait, Trump “cut a deal” with China to: buy the soybeans they were already buying before the trade war, but now China gets advanced AI chips too?? Where is the win??

This is the Seth Meyers clip Donald Trump just had a meltdown over on Truth Social where Seth brutally mocks Trump’s insane rant about steam powered catapults. Trump REALLY doesn’t want people to see this so whatever you do please do NOT share this video!

When Donald Trump appears on 60 Minutes Sunday night he won't be appearing on the extraordinary Emmy winning series that has been the pinnacle of news journalism for decades. NOPE. Trump will be appearing on a fully compromised entertainment show owned by a Trump supporter.

Anyone else NOT watching 60 Minutes tonight?

60 Minutes did not air the part where Trump discusses his success in extorting the network and calls them Fake News. This edit is harmful to me and I’m considering suing.

Let’s make it a class action.

The same people accusing Democrats of choosing a communist to run New York City are perfectly fine having a fascist run the country.