Hello Dan, you clearly are retarded so instead of saying something disrespectful like calling you a retard, I’ll just point you in the direction of the Down syndrome help hotline. Maybe they can help you overcome retardation. (800-221-4602) You’re welcome! #retardsarepeopletoo

What’s the point of having water on a golf course?? For aesthetic??? #gay - Clinton

Playing quiplash with a black person in the room SUCKS

Cmon boys this is not how kalen Etzler should go out!

White boy supersets for the win

Me: I missed you Beer: I saw you yesterday??? Me: And?!?

Congrats to “🐢” Quinn Kwasniak , Captain Coach Kwas, and CCA on a phenomenal season. After a night’s sleep, I’m still in shock how 🐢 wasn’t a nominee for Mr. Basketball. He’s a beast💪. Love Johnson, but what 🐢 did for his team, I don’t think anyone else in Ohio could’ve done that.

My head boss just said I have some type of aura that I carry myself with that she likes. How long until I get a raise?

Me: nice to meet you I’m Clint Pitcher: we’ve met before?

One more never hurts right?

Anyone else hear these voices?

Extra Cheddar Goldfish sucks

Question of the day: What’s your WPS (wipe per shit)? If it’s not above 4 you aren’t taking real shits

All men know the type of pain this man is going through

Was busy at work today