Good to see Twitter has lost its marketing mind by serving ad after ad for Starlink using the Spanish campaign.

aunt Kathy, goddamn!!!!

Hi FedEx Help I have an email stating my package has an incorrect address. The email tells me to call, when I call I get told to go online. Please help.

Can anyone help with this? I did some work for a German company and they have fucked off with the code and refuse to pay. No real contract in place as a lot was done through a series of trello style tickets… site is unserehochzeitslocation.de

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

This #NatalieElphicke stuff appeared on my Lock Screen notifications and I genuinely think I did the lucid dream checks. I’m going to sedate myself in the hopes of a pleasant dream.

Am I justified in dying inside for my wife doing a ‘yeah man’ to the Caribbean guy serving us?

Hi Wightlink Ferries might want to have a chat with the unsavoury types fishing off the pier head. Threats and weighted lines at passing boats isn’t nice.

Today I repurposed a Reform flyer into a shim to repair a misaligned hinge. #recycling

I firsr met Jacob Rees-Mogg when he was about 23. He sat at a lunch table and shared opinions that were so fucking dim witted that I thought he was joking. He wasn't joking. And thirty years later - the joke is on us. Stop voting for stupid people with posh accents.

Would you please, in the nicest way, cease to exist.

Genuinely mourning this. Always loved flipping between this and BBC Radio 6 Music 😢

Does anyone know the deal with Future Islands at #crystalpalace requiring a 2pm arrival please? #futureislands

How does he turn these around so quickly? 😂

I'm not saying J.K. Rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?

Found a kitty stargate portal and thought of Andy Stanford-Clark

Any ideas why a domain that’s been propagated DNS wise for months seems to be missing from BT ‘s DNS server?

I think I’m finally done.