We need more if this please.🙌

Snow Patrol is for people who find Coldplay a bit too exciting.

How your dad described the house when you left a light on! 🤣😂🤣

Who else thinks that if Elon Musk was to be put in charge of our NHS we would see improvements within weeks? We need someone bold to take charge & sort this problem out once & for all.

Couple of years old but still makes my skin crawl. Thank god that lady was there !!!

So the next thing I'll do is make a video of me looking distraught and upload it on to the Internet 👍

Reasons why I never want to leave my house: 1.People

Already half price at The Works after just over a week.😂 Any thought on how much it will sell for in a month's time?

Dear parents: please stop googling slang words you have no business using. We’re begging you.

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.

The new Twitter block function.

Birth rates are down because who in their right mind would bring a child in to the world with the state it's in today!!! Can anyone see anything getting any better in the next few years? Genuine question?!!

Moo Deng is 99% RAGE.

You know you have a bag of frozen peas in the freezer that looks like this. Don’t lie.

Just spoke with my 82 year old father. About 12 years ago, he had an operation to the back of his throat & it’s now causing him pain again. So he went to the doctor, who had a fleeting peek, & told him to ‘take some paracetamol…’ To use my father’s words, ‘Pretty sure, after

It's easy to blame other people for your problems, so do that.

The conspiracy theorists are now salivating over #LiamPayne falling from a balcony to his death. Disgusting!!! Anything to feel relevant!!!