i'm convinced she like that shit, cus a midget put his hands on me, i'm ballin his ass up like a piece of paper

This guy kills me man, just spawning anywhere in NYC and going off on ppl

giving your partner alone time and space would solve so many issues. y’all are just so obsessed with this culture of being up under somebody 24/7. suffocation makes things expire at a faster rate. relax and just be by yourself. it’s okay to maintain your individuality.

Maybe im stupid (im not) but there is literally not a single thing id need chatgpt for??????????? like does it do the dishes?

I am the way I am because my parents never picked me up on time after school

they tried to set my sista up omg

we grown fuck you trying to be otp with me every night for? this ain’t middle school

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

after day 1 i would have told everyone to get tf out of the house

i don't like people in relationships lol idk

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

Beyoncé was active Rihanna was active Drake was active Kendrick was active Adele was active Frank ocean was active Kanye was active Solange was active Gaga was active Ariana was active J cole was active The weeknd was active Bruno was active Yeah, won’t shut up about 2016 EVER

we can’t be friends (wait for your love) is about yall btw

ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week

“you miscalculated. i love zuko more than i fear you” gag of the century

Bro if I saw a bird doing that, I’d be afraid

I wouldn't let you file my nails

they’re getting final destinationed but for going to jail

Don’t let us have to wait in line somewhere 😭😭