Except ‘Nicola’ isn’t Nicola at all is she you lying toad. She’s actually Abby Raworth. She’s a paid actress. It’s all fake, all lies. Just like everything Labour tells us - it’s all complete bollocks.

🚨🪧🪦 JUST IN: A sign has been erected to commemorate the spot where a man was tossed in a pond following a viral slow play altercation at Alberta Springs Golf Course. (Via: BILMUR119/reddit)

Too cute

CMON TARS!!!!

PROTECT DARREN AT ALL COSTS 😭😭 #DestinationX

Fuck off. If Kirk was British you would have locked him up.

🚨‼️𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧!! Mbeumo refused to take a single shot on or off target against his former club Brentford. That is what I call a class act!!🙏🏻🙏🏻

Has any fucker ever actually won the McDonald’s monopoly 100k? Got more chance a winning the postcode lottery in Mozambique

Haven’t watched F1 cars on track in years, so found a way to sneak into the stands while Fred was driving my car 🎭🤣

Checking mental health!!

Best 70 seconds of my life

What are younger people getting, Keir?

Sums it up perfectly.

You broke all your tax promises. End.

You don’t have to be a Tory to be disgusted by this devastating mash-up of Labour Party leaders lying through their back teeth about tax so they could win power.

A worker on £35k a year will be £1,400 poorer because of the freeze in income tax Yet a family with 5 kids on UC will be £10,000 better off. This is the most unfair budget in my lifetime

Update: Rishi didn’t lie, you did.