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Chris Simmance

@chrissimmance

Founder of @OMG_Center. The Business Growth Accelerators.
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Joke 15/100 for Parkinson's UK Q: Why didn’t the explorer get very far on his worldwide adventure? A: It’s hard to get anywhere if you keep taking a map.   Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke 16/100 for Parkinsons UK   I have such a terrible, forgetful brain—honestly, I forget everything. My keys? Gone. My hat? No idea. My coat? Might as well not own one. It’s awful. So, my wife thought she’d help me out and bought me one of those Tempur-Pedic memory foam

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Joke 17/100 for Parkinson's UK Q: Where did the dentist always dream of going on an adventure holiday?  A: The Molar Ice Caps Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke 18/100 for Parkinsons UK   Q: What happened to the man who caught the sun? A: He burned his hands. Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke 19/100 for Parkinson's UK Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back.   Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke 20/100 for Parkinson's UK   Q: Why did the pigeon apply for a job promotion? A: He wanted to go up the Pecking Order. Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke 24/100 for Parkinson's UK Q: Why did the artist always get a good night sleep? A: He was exceptional at drawing curtains. Donate 👉 vcats.co/joke #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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Joke Weekly Roundup for Parkinson's UK - Please donate if you can: vcats.co/joke Joke 19/100 🔗📹 - vcats.co/19-100 Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. ———— Joke 20/100 🔗📹 -

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FAKE RECRUITMENT & MISUSE OF OUR BRAND: If anyone is contacted in the name of Sitebulb or sent an offer of employment like the one in the LinkedIn link below, THIS IS NOT GENUINE. If possible, please report whoever is contacting you on the platform and block them.

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Hey Tim Vine big fan. I’m doing 100 one liner jokes in 100 days to raise money for Parkinson's UK. Would love to get on stage one day, hopefully you like them. Some are awful, but the rules make it harder! How it works: vm.tiktok.com/ZNdJu3NgF/ Jokes here:

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Clothed and Honoured – Joining the Livery of Entrepreneurs This morning, in the historic grandeur of Drapers’ Hall, I had the immense privilege of being formally clothed as a Liveryman of The Worshipful Company of Entrepreneurs. Now, if you’re wondering what that actually means

Clothed and Honoured – Joining the Livery of Entrepreneurs

This morning, in the historic grandeur of Drapers’ Hall, I had the immense privilege of being formally clothed as a Liveryman of The Worshipful Company of Entrepreneurs.

Now, if you’re wondering what that actually means
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If you’re serious about landing enterprise clients, not just talking about it between sips of overpriced coconut water, this one’s worth a read. If you’ve had enough of the “buy my course” B2B guru parade (you know who you are), here’s something useful instead.