If you describe something trendy as “hip”, there’s a great chance you’ve had at least one replaced…

My Dad did a questionable job at best. But I owe him big time for my entire comedy career. I LOVE YOU, BABA!!

You need to see some Comedy in a Barn,..... and I'm doing it 10 days from now in NH with Chris D..... join me & Chris for a blast. Tix here,..... ChrisDimitrakopoulos thefarmstand.net/the-store/come…

I miss the cootie shot. Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have titties on your arm. ( . ) ( . )

I’m going go-kart racing today for my cousin’s bachelor party…do they provide the turtle shells or do I have to bring my own?

Paul McCartney: She was just 17, you know what I mean? Me: Yea, you mean statutory rape right? You know what else rhymes with “mean”, Paul? 18

*in bed with a girl* Me: Baby, you take my breath away *puts on sleep apnea machine*

One of my favorite new compliments I’ve gotten a lot recently… “Wow. You don’t look like you used to be fat”

Saturday, October 23! Paul D'Angelo Boston Harbor Distillery Boston Harbor Now MAandCHRIS ChrisDimitrakopoulos

I hate when you walk in a bathroom and someone just took a shit. A lingerer. Then you take a pee and when leaving the bathroom someone else is waiting to use said bathroom and you have to be like “oh that wasn’t my shit” and they give you that look like “ohhhh sure”

I will be Laugh Boston Sunday December 5th, 7pm show with ChrisDimitrakopoulos get your tickets and laugh with some #Greeks and their friends: wl.seetickets.us/event/Ellen-Ka…

#boston Sunday December 5th, 7pm Laugh Boston with ChrisDimitrakopoulos Get a #parea which means your posse and come out for a fun evening #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy #ellenkaris instagram.com/p/CWXHq6GgFHO/…

#blackfriday #thegiftoflaughter Sunday, December 5th Laugh Boston with ChrisDimitrakopoulos 7pm #itsgonnabeapissa Please share with any #bostonfriends #ellenkaris #kariscomedycornerpodcast #greekgoddessofcomedy instagram.com/p/CWvrgnVFyV-/…

This Sunday December 5th Laugh Boston with ChrisDimitrakopoulos 7pm show, come and kick off the #holidays with us!!! #nopatsgame #standupcomedy #boston #laughboston #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy #kariscomedycornerpodcast instagram.com/p/CW-8eiMAC_S/…

#sundayvibes This has to be the biggest TV screen I have ever seen and if you come to my show tonight Laugh Boston you can see it too, 7pm, with ChrisDimitrakopoulos #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy instagram.com/p/CXHhGUjlxK-/…

12 days from now-- Friday the 18th in Portsmouth The Music Hall I'm bringing these 4 Comedians + me to deliver big laughs,... uncle mom Corey Rodrigues ChrisDimitrakopoulos Eastern Propane & Oil We want to see you there and these tix make great Valentines Day gifts themusichall.org/events/mike-mc…

Tomorrow night on Valentine's weekend Lebanon Opera House I bring you this great comedy show,.... We want to see you there. Carolyn Plummer Corey Rodrigues ChrisDimitrakopoulos Eastern Propane & Oil lebanonoperahouse.org/events/mike-mc…

Shit 50 cent gained a whole dollar

We’re looking forward to opening night of the Hampton Beach Comedy Festival on Wednesday, August 17. jimmy dunn hosts janitor w/ stamina (Brieanna Woodward Photo), Courtney Cronin ChrisDimitrakopoulos Jeff Koen Paul Nardizzi and Dave Rattigan 😎 McGuirk's Ocean View We always have SPECIAL GUESTS!

ChrisDimitrakopoulos Thursday at The Mass Arts Center (formerly MMAS) 😎@TheMattKaye Jim Ruberti Debi Braconi 😍 massartscenter.org/2022-chris-d-c…